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Special gift : The valentine festival

 

There’s  the new thought and word in town that many men such as Romeo, Jack and even Jesus died for love, but no woman has ever died for love. Infact, they said that if women can’t give at least 10 names of women who died for love, then they wont be entitled to a valentine gift. Hilarious I must confess, does it mean that most Nigerian single  guys are trying very hard to avoid giving their lovers a valentine gift. Some guys have confided in me that the major reason why single guys are crying “murder” lies in the fact that  they have more than one lover. So, imagine duplicating the expensive gifts for about two or three women. Wow! Terribly and bloody expensive to maintain two women during valentine’s day. My humble opinion is you should stick to one woman. I know the guys out there are saying “what about  women who have more than one man” It is also insanely costly for women to maintain two men, imagine those women  sharing their body with two men on the same day such as  having intercourse in the evening with both men, the complication of lying and the risk of being caught by the other. And as for the married ones amongst us, am not sure buying a gift should make you agitated as long as you are married to one wife and I mean one wife in every sense of the word. Not one wife and a concubine and  not one wife and three concubines. *wink*

Anyways, as we are approaching February 14th , I believe it is time to look at the possible gifts to get for our spouse. In my opinion, appreciation of your spouse is key on February 14th. the value of the gift does not matter as much as the thought that was poured into  buying the gift, the manner of presenting the gift also matters a lot. As for the men, know it today that women love surprises and they love romance. Wrap the gift up in style and romance, send the package to her office or classroom if she is in the University. Surprises and romance  spices the celebration of love on that day set aside to celebrate love. It’s a day to exchange gifts and do things that would make the other spouse to smile.  It is not a day to demand for your rights as a spouse but a day to accommodate the excesses of each other.  Below are some suggestions on gifts to buy:

 

This gift is just one out many that can be selected by you for your spouse depending on his or her preference. Some people do not drink tea or coffee, hence this gift is completely off the picture  for them in that case you can buy him  a wristwatch, an mp3 player, an iPad, a digital bible key chain,  customized boxers,designer perfume,  a shoe, laptop skin, a pair of designer shirt, necktie  and trousers as well as belt all in one set if you do have the money to spend and the list goes on and on. As for what to buy for the ladies..mmmm..well…well… we all know a pair of gold earrings, bracelet, necklace, wristwatch, designer perfume,  a personalized mug will also be appreciated if she drinks tea. I won’t exhaust the list today. By tomorrow I shall categorize the gifts to buy and the category will depend on the amount of money you can afford to spend on buying a gift. So watch out  for a longer list tomorrow.

Cheers Amigos!

To be continued…

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Special text messages :The valentine festival

 

Have you ever wondered why  people have different  views on  the celebration of valentine’s day? Well, it’s all based on a number of factors but most of the notable ones are:  valentine is a pagan festival;  valentine is a roman tradition; valentine is meant for spouses; and mostly recently valentine’s day is a Christian festival  and the list goes on.  Nevertheless,  valentine has become one of the most popular celebrations in the world and we are falling short of turning that day into a worldwide public holiday. *wink* *wink*.   My reason for this outrageous suggestion or should i say observation  is not far-fetched and lies in the fact that cards are largely produced to celebrate valentine’s day and even events are specially organized for this great day of love. What is your thought on making February 14th a public holiday worldwide?

I guess every country who is engaged in one war or the other should seize fire on that day and share love*( I think that is a funny suggestion) but it could work. While we are pondering on the question of declaring the 14th of February every year a public holiday here are some lovely  text messages that we can send to our loved ones on February 14th.

Your are  unique
U are caring and
U are  the Best.And I am the  luckiest to have U in my life!
Happy Valentine’s Day my sweet heart!

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Even without Valentine’s Day, you’re my valentine. I don’t need a special day to celebrate your love in my life. But since today the world is celebrating anyway, I’m here to wish you a Happy Valentine’s Day.

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Here is my heart, it is yours so take it,
Treat it gently, please do not break it.
Its full of love thats good and true,
So please keep it always close to u.

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Love is missing someone whenever you’re apart, but somehow feeling warm inside because you’re close in heart. As we are, Happy Valentines Day sweetheart.

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All I want to do on Valentine’s Day is wrap my arms around you and stick to you like a koala! Let’s have a great Valentine’s Day this year.

 

As for me : I would simply say:

I appreciate you on this special day of love.

You are mine forever. Happy Val’s day.

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Love is that true feeling of spending all my  lifetime with you

and knowing that I truly lived. For when we are together I blossom with life and energy.

 

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Our love story began on Val’s day because from the moment I met you I

started my celebration of love every day. Happy Val’s day my sweets.

 

Cheers Fellas!

 

 

 

 

Lets share the love: The valentine festival

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The longest month of the year is finally coming to an end and we shall soon be ushered into the month of official love. I guess everybody should be in the mood to share some love in February. Now, a lot of jokes have been circulated in anticipation of the gifts ladies are expecting from their man and vice versa. I guess it is a funny way to start  the season of love, however it shows that we have injected a large measure of humour into the valentine’s day celebration that no one should actually feel hurt if their spouse does not meet their expectation. They might as well make a joke out of  the situation. For even the most carefully planned out day might have a hitch or two due to the circumstances beyond our control. I am also aware that not everyone celebrates valentine for reasons best known to them, while some people may simply be disillusioned by the mere mention of valentine’s day due to the absence of a spouse to share the day with.

Here are some jokes to crack your ribs  as I will take you through the next 15 days on what to expect or how to express your love to your spouse on the 14th of February 2013.

Letter to single men from single ladies :

Dear very loving male folks,

We the female folks wish to bring to your notice that in less than 3weeks, there shall be the celebration of love (feb.14).. We’d appreciate it if alongside that box of chocolate is a box of ring- be it diamond, gold, silver or bronze!

We know how much you want us to take a trip to Bahamas, Sun-city, Miami and Paris and we appreciate the kind gesture. BUT instead of the holiday trip, we would appreciate it if you took a trip to our family house instead!

We’ve given you enough hints such as invitation to weddings, church vigils, child dedication and all sorts.

Unfortunately, you are all dumb to realize that- of course we understand that some of you broke up with us during d xmas period but apologies will only be accepted in the form of a marriage proposal with its consummation in no distant time!

Valentine’s day is just 2wks away so you have enough time to call your friends for a drink and tell your fathers, mothers and siblings about us.

Thank you for your kind cooperation.

Signed:

President, Single Ladies Association.

Response from single men:

Dear single ladies,

We received your letter dated 3 weeks before valentine. Thanks for reminding us what we should do. On behalf of my fellow single men, Iwent to my bank to check our account balance so that we can be able to buy you diamond rings but to our surprise, it was empty.
Reasons : we believe you remember asking for that sexy blackberry 10, well the money came out of that account. You remember that birthday you had at the beach last week, the money came out of that account. Do you remember rejecting the shoes and bag we bought you for Xmas, instead insisted that it must be Prada or Gucci which we eventually bought, the money also came out of that account.
Unfortunately the people who sells diamond rings insisted that we must pay before delivery. Therefore give us more time to save more money so that we can be able to buy the expensive rings for your tiny multi-purpose fingers.
Please note that it took us about 1 year to save up the money you used in one week.
We will exchange letters again by this time next year to see if you changed at all since 1- blackberry 11 is on its way. 2-another Xmas and birthday are coming before next val. Thanks.

President, single guys Association of Nigeria.

I am still stifling a laughter even though I have read the joke for the umpteenth time.

Cheers guys!